Hi Everybody. This is Felix. I'm tired. You'd be tired, too, if you was me. I gots way too many womens to have to keep happy. Dang...so many womens and not enough hours in a day. These pictures are just a couple examples of all the girls I gots to bring happiness and joy to.
I can't git a minute's rest. Mrs. Lilly White is always lovin' up on me. And Miss Elizabeth Taylor is always tryin' to get all up into my business, if you know what I'm a talkin' 'bout. Mommy said to ask you all to NOT notice how badly our windows need washin'...she said all the spots come from the many little noses that press up against it every single day...this is one of our extra-favorite spots in the house to cuss at the birds.
I wonder how Brad Pitt handles it...oh wait a minute...mommy says he's a skank 'cause he leaved Jennifer for that trashy big-lipped, gonna-save-the-world freak Angelina...okay, wonder how Steven Tyler and Joe Perry handles this kind of thang...mommy says they are hot and I bet they have lots of womens, too. I just might have to consult with them...I will keep you all posted.
Very truly yours,
Felix, The Magical Cat
