RICHMOND, Virginia (Cat News Network) -- Cat News Network has just received breaking news 
regarding the identity of "Anonymous" in the Graves household. Recent events have created a whirlwind of speculation into the orginator of broken lamps, mysterious pee stained clothes in mommy's suitcase, bright yellow stains on the backs of mommy's shirts and unexplained pee stains on throw rugs and basically anything laying in the floor.
According to sources close to the Mommy FBI, a covert sting operation was executed on Thursday evening with the members of "The Kids" clan unaware that the Mommy FBI was strategically positioned to catch the perpetrator(s) in the act of dropping hidden "pee bombs" at their targeted locations around the house. At approximately 7:43 PM Eastern Standard Time, a Mommy FBI agent, sitting on the sofa appearing to read the daily mail, witnessed one Mademoiselle Coco Chanel jumping on a blanket that was lying next to the sofa and, in the words of the agent, "lettin' 'er rip". Once Chanel was apprehended, she maintained that she had nothing to do with "pee bombs" or any other types of bombs. However, mounting evidence to the contrary include a signed statement from Georgie Porgie PuddinAndPie ("I ain't namin' names but if I was, I'd say that it WAS Mademoiselle Coco Chanel that has been takin' gigantic pisses all around the house.").
Currently, Mademoiselle Coco Chanel is currently under house arrest and is being watched 24-hours/day by a top Mommy FBI agent. A source close to the investigation asking not to be identified said, "We are not 100% certain that Mademoiselle Coco Chanel has been acting alone in the 'Pee Bombing Campaign'. Our investigation will continue to be on-going until we have identified all of the little pissers in the house."
Cat News Network will keep you up to date on these rapidly changing events as we receive more information. Stay tuned for more breaking news.
