Hi everybody!
Just wanted to demonstrate the proper posture and facial expression for taking a major dump. Please refer to the following photo for proper guidance.
You must stand only on your left foot, properly balance on your tippy-toes and place your remaining foot and both hands on the edge of the box. Staring straight ahead, you must get a look of utter and total disgust on your face as you dump away. No matter what happens or may be going on around you, you MUST stay focused and disgusted until you finish the job!
Please feel free to contact me with any questions or if you need a more detailed description of this proven-effective method.
Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White, inventor of the Lilly Tippy Toes Method of Dumping
