Today is day 2 of me sharin' all my senatorin' wisdom with ya'll. Ya know, one of my most favoritest thangs in the world to do is poop. Mommy says it's how I express my creativity. I call it "Thinkin' outside of the Box".
Sometimes, when I feel like 'spressin myself, I think outside the box in my favorite corner of the livin' room. All the other cats in the house unnerstand that this is my special corner and they can't even go near it.
Other times, when I want to share my little creative self with mommy first thing in the mornin', I think outside of the box at the bottom of the stairs. That way, she not only sees my creativity first thing when she gets up, she usually steps in it, too!
Then, there are times I need to get mommy's attention when she comes home from work. So, I leave a little bit of my creativity right in front of the door so she "gets it" right when she gets home.
And then, there's my most extra special favorite place...any time day or night when I feel like lettin' 'er rip, I head straight for the bathtub and get creative all over the place!
So, to all the people in the world that have voted for me, I encourage you all to take it from me, your loyal and hard workin' Senator, try thinkin' outside of the box for a while and see how much better you'll feel. For everybody that ain't been votin' for me, just watch where you step 'cause you just never know where I'll feel like thinkin' outside of the box next!
Very Truly Yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves, III
