Hello to everyone in the whole wide world. My name is Mazie Grace. I once was blind but now I can see...thanks to Henrico Humane Society, Uncle Dr. Blair and my Aunt Sally & Unka John. You can see one of my eyes still aint completely right...but...I can see a whole lot better than I used to.
Mommy says I'm a real interestin' character. I don't know what that means but I think it means I'm HOT! Me and Paris Hilton...Hubba Hubba!
I got into trouble today. In fact, mommy says I might even go to jail for it. Dang...See, I LOVE LOVE LOVE to do laundry. I started doin' laundry when I lived at Aunt Sally & Unka John's house. It's the funnest thing in the whole wide world to do. I like to drag socks, undies, t-shirts, bags, toys and just about anything else you can imagine to the water dish. I dunk stuff in and out, in and out, and in and out until it's clean. Mommy comes home and says she never knows what she might find in the water dish...socks, her granny panties, toilet paper...you name it...I've washed it!
So, today Mommy came home from work and I was in the mood to do some laundry. She was in the kitchen fixin' me and my brothers and sisters some supper. I decided that I wanted to find somethin' different to wash. Her pocket book was just layin' there. So I managed to open it up and pull out a $5 and $10 bill. $15 seemed like a fair amount to me...so, I put 'em in my mouf and went straight upstairs to the water dish. I was so busy washin' the money that I didn't even hear her call me to supper. She knew somethin' was up when I wasn't available to eat my Fancy Feast. She came lookin' for me and found me hard at work. She said, "Mazie Grace! Don't you know that people go to jail for launderin' money???" Well, of course, I didn't know that. And, I mean, honestly...who could put me in jail? Look how cute I am! Honestly, humans can be so dumb!
