This is Felix a speakin'. Today is Sunday. It's rainy and dark. I like Sunday's 'cause mommy is home with us all day long. But I don't like rainy and dark Sundays. I am real glad that I am on the inside. See, I used to be on the outside and rainy days and storms would skeer me a lot. I didn't have a home to go to or any place to be safe. I would git real wet and cold...even in the summer. Now I don't have to worry about rainy days like I used to...I have beds to hide under, blankets to snuggle into and mommy to make me feel safe.
One thing I'm kinda aggrivated about today is Mazie Grace...she ain't right, we all know that. But, she has just discovered that I am the most handsome boy in the world. She keeps tryin' to git all up into my business...if you know what I'mma talkin' about. I ain't innerested in her like that but she won't take NO for an answer. What am I a gonna do?
Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat
