Whiskers & Purrs

Stanley the Squirrel

We still gots Stanley the Squirrel livin' in the attic.  He bringed in some friends and they had a rockin' party this mornin'.  Mommy is still payin' some man to come catch Stanley.  She's spendin' all our money on somethin' we could take care of in 'bout 5 minutes.  Mommy ain't real smart.

Felix ain't been feelin' good so he just don't care how mommy gits rid of Stanley.  Felix's eyes still are hurtin' him and he's still got the poops.  Mommy is worried.  All of us is, too, cause Felix is the man of the house.  We say prayers for Felix every day and night.

Okay, back to layin' in the sunshine and takin' naps.

Very truly yours,

Now This Is What I'mma Talkin' 'Bout

This is one foxy man...Hubba Hubba!  I wonder if he has an email address...I'd like to meet him...purrrrrrr purrrrr purrrrr <Giggle> <Giggle> <Giggle>.........If anybody out there knows this hunk of a man, please tell him I'm 'vailable.  Here's a link to my address: Email Elsie Fallulah

Very truly yours,

Elsie Fallulah Graves

Privacy, Please!

Can I please have just a minute to myself?  I'm so tired of always havin' to be a role model for all of these little cats!  I just need a minute or two to be with my very extra wonderful self.  There's only so much of me to go around, ya know?

Mrs. Lilly White Responds

Now listen here, you peoples ain't givin' me a fair chance.  I am the most beautiful and thoughtful girl in this house.  I am nice and considerate and sweet.  I do too know how to play nice and be a good girl.  Mommy loves me the best.  She ain't mad that I leaved a message 'bout poops.

Mazie Grace, this is MY perch.  GIT OFF IT!  GIT OFF IT! GIT OFF IT!  It's MINE MINE MINE, Dang It!

Buzzy Makes A Rare Appearance

Hi.  This is Buzzy speakin'.  What's wrong with all of these cats???  All they do is sleep, sleep, sleep!  They is all B-O-R-I-N-G!!!  Where's Mazie Grace???  I'm ready for some ACTION!

MEOW!

Lazy Elizabeth On A Snowy Sunday Afternoon

Hi.  Just me, Elizabeth Taylor, enjoyin' a nice Sunday afternoon.  I've just been layin' round wiff my brothers and sisters, lickin' some stuff.  Nothin' really new goin' on.  Mommy went out and bought some stuff for us...I'm gonna go downstairs and snoop through the bags to see what's in it for me.  I hope there's somethin' good...like NIP!!!  I'll let you know soon as I've 'vestigated the situtation out.

Love and headbutts,

Miss Elizabeth Taylor

Mad

Mommy leaved us for a whole day.  She wouldn't let Aunt Sally come in to check on us.  She SAID it was 'cause Georgie has boogers in his nose.  We ain't buyin' it.  She just wanted us to suffer and be lonely.  She came home tryin' to bribe us with turkey.  It ain't gonna work.  Me and all of my brothers and sisters are not gonna ever speak to her again...at least not until supper time.  We'll definitely talk to cans of Fancy Feast but NOT mommy.