Whiskers & Purrs

Dear Jesus...

Dear Jesus,

This is Mazie Grace a speakin'...'course you know that already 'cause you is Jesus.  I am skeerd...REAL skeerd.  I gots to have my eyeball operation today.  I don't unnerstand why I gots to go through this.  Why do I have to go to the hospital?  Why do my eyes have to be all funky and everythang?  It just ain't right.

Please let this be over real soon, 'kay?  I miss Buzzy and mommy both. Plus, I'm real hungry...mommy was mean and taked all my suppers away after midnight. 

Today is just not a good day.

Very truly yours,

Mazie Grace

Mazie Grace, Her Tongue and One Very Funky Eyeball...

 

Hi.  This is Mazie Grace a speakin'.  I is busy.  Do not disturb me.  There's some serious lickin' goin' on.

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace

Bosoms

Hi.  This is Mazie a speakin'.  I just discovered that I have bosoms.  Now I'm just a little girl and I'm finally startin' to figure some stuff out...I'm not sure what my bosoms are for but I do know I've got a bunch of 'em.  It's kind of embarrassin...I think I'm supposed to cover 'em up or somethin'.  So...I went snoopin' through mommy's stuff.  I found her very extra favorite bosom coverer-upper.  I can't figure out how to use it but I've hided it until I can figure this all out.  She has been lookin' for it everywhere.  I have hided it in a very extra-special place and she'll never figure it out.  Mommy says she knows it's me that has been takin' her stuff and hidin' it.  One time she catched me with her bosom holder wrapped around my neck.  I guess I ain't doin' such a good job of stealin' stuff. 

Anyways...I'm a gonna keep trying to figure this whole bosom thing out.

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace

I'm Still Breathin'...Sorta

Hello <HACHOO> to all the <HACHOOOO> peoples in the world.  I have been sick...I have <HACHOOP> been blowin' boogers all around the house.  Mommy says I've been <Ha...Ha...Ha...CHOOOOO> paintin' the walls with my boogers and she wasn't 'zactly innerested in changin' the walls to that color...if ya know what I'm a sayin'.

I'm startin' to git better.  Dr. Dugan switched my medicine and now I'm doin' better.  It has been awful bein' sick but I've figured out one thing for sure...Mommy loves me LOTS.  I love her, too.  She's been takin' care of me and tellin' me how much she loves me.  That makes me feel so happy.  I love her, too...

Okay, gotta go paint some more walls with my fancy boogers!

Ciao!

Hello From Mazie Grace

Hello.  This is Mazie Grace a speakin'.  I just want to tell everybody in the whole wide world that I am happy.  It's real good to be me.  I've turned out to be a real hip chick.  I'm current on world affairs and politiks.  I love love love to argue politiks with Unkle John...mommy fondly refers to him as "Dick".  I'm not sure why.  I do know that Unkle John Dick watches way too much Fox News.  It's real sad.

Any ways, I am real happy.  I gots my best bud, Buzzie, with me and we make lots of kisses.  Plus, I get to snuggle with Elizabeth Taylor and sometimes I get kisses from Felix.  And, the best part is that I get lots lots lots of Fancy Feast everyday!!!  Life is good!

Mazie's Lettin' It All Hang Out

It ain't easy bein' me...

Too Tired To Worry

Hi.  This is Mazie Grace speakin'.  I know everybody in my house is worried mommy's gonna be mad about "anonymous" breakin' the light bulb.  But...I'm just tooooo.... tired..... to.... <YAWN> give.... a.......... big.... whoop.

ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Mommy Loves Me!

- Get Your Own

A Nice Evenin'

Hi to all of my fans.  This is Mazie Grace speakin'.  Tonight has been lots of fun.  I washed some socks, taked a nap, eated some Fancy Feast, pooped, taked another nap, eated some more and then decided to have a little quiet moment with my mommy.   I like to lay down next to mommy when she watches TV.  She rubs my ears and my tummy and it makes me feel real real good.

While I was enjoyin' havin' all my stuff rubbed by Mommy, Buzzy decided he needed some lovin', too.  I like Buzzy a lot.  Me and him go way way WAY back!  We met each other at Aunt Sally & Uncle John's house.  We is a couple.  He's the only boy that I kiss.

He really really really likes it when I kiss his ears so...I did some serious ear kissin' tonight!  Buzzy was a very extra happy boy 'cause I was lickin' his ears and mommy was scratchin' his butt!  Dang!  I'm gonna have to try that myself sometime!

Man...we sure is happy!  All the Fancy Feast we can eat and somebody to scratch all our stuff...

Life Is Very Good! 

Socks

Hi.  This is Mazie Grace speakin'.  I washed socks today!  Ain't I considerate???

Very truly yours,

Mazie Grace