Dearest peoples on the innernets,
I am going to take the day off from bein' mean as a "striped-eye" snake as my mommy's mommy used to say...I want to remember our Felix. I loved him...and still do.
Felix, I was a kinder and gentler Miss Elizabeth Taylor when you was here with us. Things just ain't been the same since you had to leave. Please keep watchin' over us from heaven every single day, 'kay?
Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor
