Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mazie Grace speakin' and today is Mazie Monday! Oh, peoples! I'm startin' to git butterflies in my tummy! Now...I wish I could say I had eated me some butterflies...Mmmmm...tastey! But...I'm gittin' butterfly-ey because I am skeert. My big TV debut is Wednesday night!
As all of y'all knows, me and my family is gonna be on TLC this comin' Wednesday night. I'm skeert for several reasons...what if my mommy and our home looks freaky and people make fun of us? Or...what if lots and lots of peoples falls in love with me? What if they want me to be their little girl cat? What if there are millions and millions of boys that want to kiss me? What if there is somebody that starts stalkin' me and decides to kidnap me? What if mommy has to hire security and then the papparazzi start accusin' me of havin' a affair with him? What if there is cameras outside our house 24 hours a day wantin' to sneak pictures of me doin' stuff? What if the stress of all of this makes all of the Whiskers & Purrs Gang start fightin' and stuff and we all decide to git a divorce?
Oh...I am just so stressed out 'bout this! I think I will take me a nap. Please...somebody wake me up when it's all over, 'kay?
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace
