The Buzzification of America

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Buzzy Randolph Graves III speakin'.  I gots to tell you...it really pays to be a good boy.  See...yesterday I gots me an email from this guy:

Here's what he said:

Dearest Buzzy,
I have heard all about you and what a good boy you are.  You are a gentleman and very smart...just the kind of person I need to help me lead the Buzzification of America.  I need someone to set an example and serve as a role model for how to be a good person...someone that will not whap others needlessly, will share their Temptations freely and take time to help his fellow feline out with a kind lick and headbutt.  I'd like you to join my team and help me change the course of history.  If you chose to accept this opportunity, you will become the US Secretary of Buzzification.  Please let me know.
Very truly yours,
Barrack Obama

Dang...this is a big decision...we've already got one politician in the house...should I do this???

Very truly yours,
Buzzy Randolph Graves III

PS...please don't forgit to say a prayer for my sweet Mazie Grace.  Her big eyeball operation is tomorrow!  We are all very skeert!