Freddy Astaire Graves III: Protector of my family from evil bugs

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Freddy Astaire Graves III speakin'.  I am very very VERY busy today...busy protectin' the house from evil bugs.  Mommy hates bugs so I must make sure they are not allowed past our front door.  I am doin' a very good job, don't you think?

Very truly yours,
Freddy Astaire Graves III