A message from Mazie Grace

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin'.  What in the world happened to me???  I'm all foggy and goofy...I gots this awful thing 'round my neck and Unkle Doktor Blair says I gots to wear it for 2 whole dang weeks?!?  I just wanna go back to bein' normal.  Mommy says the drugs will wear off soon...I sure do hope so...

I'm not so very happy right now...how can I git this lampshade off my head???

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace

PS...I don't remember much 'bout today but I do remember Unkle Doktor Blair lookin' deep into my soul just as I falled to sleep...it was very dramaticals.