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Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'. I am busy today. VERY BUSY! As you can see from this photo, I have the very stressful job of protectin' the front door. You can click on the picture to biggify it and see how hard I am concentratin' on my job. I am hard at works.
Very truly yours
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Coco speakin'. On behalfs of all of the Whiskers & Purrs Gang, I'd like to just say that we are very extra happy to see this week come to an end. We are all still so sad 'bout our Molly Louise. Plus, mommy is super-real busy at work 'cause of a big meetin' she is plannin'. She ain't had nearly enough time to spend with us. We know we gots lots to be thankfuls for but...we are just plain ol' sad right now.
Maybe we'll git some Temptations and mommy-time this weekend...bein' neglected like this sure ain't no kinds fo fun.
Very truly yours,
Mademoiselle Coco Chanel
Dearest God,
This is all of us in the Whiskers & Purrs Gang speakin'. 'Course, what with you bein' God and all...you probably already knowed that. We just wanted to talk with you for a minute. The other day you sent some of your angels down to git our dear sweet Miss Molly Louise Graves and take her to heaven. Molly is a real good girl and she had a real rough life. Even though nothin' had ever been easy for her, she was a real sweet girl. We just wanted to ask if you could make sure to assign the very best angel to take care of Molly for us? We sure want her to git nothin' but love and kisses forever and ever...'kay?
Oh, and God? Mommy said she knows that you love cats just like she does. But she was wonnerin' if maybe you might have enough to take care of. See...you've got Ricky, Lucy, Felix and now Miss Molly Louise Graves. Do you think maybe that might be enough for awhile? It hurts mommy so much when we leave to go to heaven...she cries a lot and it hurts her heart real bad. She knows you take care of us and everything, it's just that she just can't bear to see us go. Do ya think maybe that at least for the time bein' maybe we can all stay healthy and stay here with mommy? We sure would appreciate it and we just know that mommy would, too.
That's it for now, God. Thanks for watchin' over us all.
Amen and Very Truly Yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
PS...thanks for creatin' NIP! Oh and super-thanks for creatin' Temptations!
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
We are all very sad today. We found out that our very sweet Molly Louise Graves went to heaven on Monday night. She had not been sick or havin' any troubles even though she had FIV and Feline Leukemia. She was happy and not sick at all. She just went to sleep and then the angels came down and she went back to heaven with 'em.
Molly, we want you to know that you will always be loved. You wasn't a stray...you were ours but we just couldn't let you live with us 'cause of that awful FIV and leukemia. You had a mommy that loved you and 11 brothers and sisters that wanted more than anything to give you headbutts and face washes. We are so sorry that the first 8 months of your all too short life were so hard. But we are so thankfuls that the last 3 months were spent in a wonnerful sanctuary where you got lotsa love, kisses, unending suppers all day long and lotsa of other kitty friends to snuggle and play with.
Watch over us from heaven, sweet girl. You will be in our hearts forevers.
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mazie Grace speakin' and today is Mazie Monday! I wanted to let everybody know that I might be blind as a bat but...I'm tough enough to jump up on the frigeratator and also put the bitey on mommy! Now, as you can see in this here video, I am always sure to sprinkle in some licks and kisses when I'm puttin' the bitey on her...you know the sayin'..."don't put the bitey on the hand that feeds you"...
I hope all of you, my very dearest friends on the innernets, have a VERY MAZIE MONDAY!!!
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mazie Grace speakin'. Today is Mazie Monday. It is rainy and a lot cooler in Richmond today. I would define this as very specially good snugglin' weathers. I have been in 3 kitty piles already today. We have been curled up on mommy's bed snoozin' and purrin' and dreamin' 'bout Tempations and belly rubs.
I have not falled off the refrigeratator anymore...I know there was lotsa peoples worried 'bout me. I sure do appreciate it! It did kinda skeer me last week but I am doing real goods. Me and mommy was talkin' just the other day...it will soon be time for me to go see my Unkle Doktor Blair for him to check my eyeballs again. He is my eyeball specialist. He might do some more operations on my eyeballs to see if he can help me see betters. Wouldn't that be nice if I could see like all the other cats in the Whiskers & Purrs House? I bet I wouldn't fall off the refrigeratator no more. And...I wouldn't be skeert when somebody walks up to me. I would be able to see who it was. It sure would be nice to not always be in the dark.
I love my Unkle Doktor Blair. Mommy says it is amazin' to watch me...normally I am what is called a "terrorist" when I gots to go to the doktor's office. But when I go to visit Unkle Doktor Blair...well...I purr very real loud and I give him headbutts and lick his hands. He calls me "Peanut"...and he looks deeps into my eyeballs. I git all flustered when I git around him. Mommy says I am not that way with Aunt Doktor Dugan...now, don't git me wrong...I love my Aunt Doktor Dugan, too, but...she is not a boy.
I hope all my sweet friends on the innernets are havin' a good Monday and sleepin' in kitty piles just like I am today! I hope you all have a Very Mazie Monday!
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace
