Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'. 'Cause of all the drama, intrigue, passion and romantical stuff that happens to me in my daily life, I have made me a big decision. I feel likes I need to share all of the good and tough stuff in my life with my peoples. So, therefores, today I am announcin' that I am gonna write me a book!
I bet if I write me a book that my Anderson Cooper will want to talk to me then! Wowwy wowwy WOW! Why didn't I think 'bout this befores???
Okay, I gots to start writin'...this is gonna be good!
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
