Cuterer

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'.  Mommy said that if I git any cuterer, she's not gonna be able to stand it and will probably need therapy and maybe even insulin shots 'cause of all my sweetness and stuff...dang...I hope I don't git any cuterer...who would open up our Fancy Feast cans if mommy goes all crazy and off the deep end and everything...?

Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie