Hi. This is Elsie Fallulah speakin'. I am tired...sick and tired of hearin' 'bout the 'lekshun. We gots our big vote on Tuesday here in Virginia. Me and all my brothers and sisters are sendin' mommy to vote for us. We is all sick and tired of this mess and just feel like it ain't worth our time to fool with it.
We knows who we ain't votin' for...you know...the other side. But we ain't sure who we is votin' for yet...ya know, the one on our side. It just gives me a headache.
Not only do we haffta deal with all the Prezidenchul stuff, but we gots to deal wiff our very own pawatishun, Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III...this mornin' he taked a big stinky dump right in the bathtub...he was mumblin' somethin' 'bout how we all needed to start thinkin' outside of the box...whatever that means. He ain't right...it just goes to prove that most of them pawatishuns got a few screws loose.
Will somebody wake me up when it's all over?
Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves
