To all the peoples on the innernets, this is Fergie and Miss Elizabeth Taylor speakin'...well, it was a lotta hard work but we made it through the Super Innernational Wear Pajamas Day. As you might expect, we is tired...real tired. It is time to go to sleep now. We is a little sad and worried tonight...our big brother, Felix, has gots to go back to the hospital tomorrow mornin'...he's gots to have some tests run on his pooper...he will be gone for 3 - 4 days and nights. It will be very sad and lonely here without him. Us two women cats are Felix's main squeeze...we love him more than any other boy cat in the whole world. It just ain't right that our Felix has gots to go through this. He's a good boy cat.
Please pray real real REAL hard that he gits to come back to us real super-fast.
Very truly yours,
Fergie and Miss Elizabeth Taylor