To all our friends on the innernets,
This is Georgie P. Puddinandpie speakin'. I'm tired. Let's just say that Anderson Cooper ain't the only boy that Miss Elsie has googly eyes for...there was some somethin'-somethin' goin' on in our house last night.
First, Elsie chased me up and down the stairs 47 times last night. Then...I let her catch me! Hubba Hubba! And then...Elsie picked me up and flipped me over on my back and then she had her way with me.
A good time was had by all.
Very truly yours,
Georgie P. Puddinandpie