We still gots Stanley the Squirrel livin' in the attic. He bringed in some friends and they had a rockin' party this mornin'. Mommy is still payin' some man to come catch Stanley. She's spendin' all our money on somethin' we could take care of in 'bout 5 minutes. Mommy ain't real smart.
Felix ain't been feelin' good so he just don't care how mommy gits rid of Stanley. Felix's eyes still are hurtin' him and he's still got the poops. Mommy is worried. All of us is, too, cause Felix is the man of the house. We say prayers for Felix every day and night.
Okay, back to layin' in the sunshine and takin' naps.
Very truly yours,