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My feeding tube and e-collar are both GONES!!!  Learn about their dramatical departure on Monday's "Mazie Monday" post!!!

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Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III issues an official statement regarding his health

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

RICHMOND, Virginia - The office of Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III is issuing the following statement regarding a recently diagnosed health condition:

"During a recent routine annual physical examination, the new veterinarian for the Whiskers & Purrs Gang evaluated Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III for the constant runny drippy eye condition he has had his entire life.  After running tests, it was determined that Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III suffers what appears to be ocular herpes.  After receiving the diagnosis, the Senator and his mommy went to the grocery store.  As the Senator's mommy was in the check-out line, she was surrounded by the National Enquirer, People Magazine and other tabloids.  This prompted the Senator to speak out on his own behalf to take control of the message.  "Yes, I gots me the herpes.  BUT...I wants to make it very real clear that it's eyeball herpes and not the other skanky kind," said Senator Graves.  "Now it ain't no secret that I like me the womenses.  But you don't git the eyeball kind of herpes by enjoyin' the company of the ladies.  If you did, there'd be a global epidemic of eyeball herpes goin' 'rounds.  I'm just a red blooded feline American boy that enjoys the ladies and just happens to have runny goopy eyeballs.  I'mma be alrights...and will continue bein' the hard workin' US Senator from the grate Commonewealth of Virginia that you all have come to love and respects."

The Senator's health will continue to be monitored and there will be no changes to his official calendar.  He plans to continue senatatin' and admiring the ladies for many years to come.

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Mazie Grace shows mommy a little lovin'...

Wordless Wednesday: Miss Holly Berry

Holiday Card Activity...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

Since we mailed out our last Happy New Year cards on Saturday, people should start gittin' 'em this week. We thought it would be funs for our friends on the innernets that requested our card to take a picture of themselfs with it when they receive it and send it to us...we will post the picture on our bloggy and on our Facebook page!  And, for all the peoples who live far, far away, we knows the people in Europe and Asia will not receive their cards for a while...it don't matter...just take your picture whenever you git the card, send it to us and we will post it on our bloggy.

So...here's all you gots to do...when you git our card, just snaps a picture of yourself with the card...kinda like our friend Hattie did in this picture! (Hattie is wonnerfuls...we love her and her whole family!).

It can be a picture of your bean with our card, your bean and you and the card or just you.  Git creative...and send us your picture and we will put it on our bloggy!  Just send the picture to Elsie (our Top Cat). Her email address is ElsieATwhiskersandpurrsDOTcom.

And...please remember...when you git the card, be sure to look on the back...that's where the very important message is.

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang 

 

Happy New Year's Day from Mazie Grace Graves

Dearest peoples on the innernet,

I hope all our dear friends on the innernets is safe and sound after gittin' their freak on last night in celebration of New Year's Eve.  I personally am glads to see 2011 bite the dust...it has been a hard year. But, we ain't gonna dwell on thats!  We is gonna think 'bout all the possibilities of 2012!

I was up bright and early this mornink.  I played with my toys and eated some crunchies on my own! Mommy always waits to see if I'mma gonna eat anything else before she feeds me through my feedink tube.  See, they really wants me to eats as much as I can on my owns and only use the tube as a supplements.  After I eated all I was gonna eat (it wasn't a lots but...every little bit helps me!), mommy gotted my Already Been Chewed Food ready.  Normally, when mommy feeds me through the tube, I go sound asleeps for at least a couple of hours.  That allows mommy time to git some stuff done before she has to give me my medicine.  Ain't it nice of me to be so considerate of mommy gittin' work done?

Well...today I wented to sleeps like I always do but...that lasted for 'bout 5 minutes...I was back up and playink and chasink my jingle bell balls and buryin' 'em in the litter box and everything!  I play play play play PLAYED for 'bout another hour.  

Then I checked my Facebook page and, well, now I am conked outs!  I think I will make some sleeps for now and dream 'bout the day this dang feedink tube is gone!

I hope you all have a wonnerful New Year's Day!  All of us in the Gang love each and every single ones of you!  MWAH!

Very truly yours,

Mazie Grace Graves
Social Director
Whiskers & Purrs Gang 

Happy New Year!