Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'...uhm...we are all a little bit worrieds...mommy has flu cooties. She don't feel so goods and there is weird noises and moans comin' outs of her...she keeps blowin' her nose and tossin' and turnin' in the big bed...
We is all layin' low and stayin' outs of her way 'cause she ain't too mommy-like when she gits like this. Please pray that she will have enough strength to open cans of Fancy Feast for us.
Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie