Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'. Well, mommy is finally home after bein' away for a long long LONG time. She promises she ain't goin' no where else for a whiles. I don't know...I ain't buyin' it. She leaves us all the time and then when she's here, she's in the livin' room with baby Joey! I agree with Elsie Fallulah...Little Joey is a mommy hoggin' monkey. I want him to go far aways.
Since today is Saturday, I'mma gonna celebrate by kissin' me some womens, sleepin' in the sunshine and maybe, just maybe, watchin' mommy work in the front yard. I think I am still mad at her for leavin' us so much...not sure I'm gonna be willin' to make her feel good 'bout havin' me soopervisin' her from the window. I think I'm gonna ignore her...just like she ignores us. Mean ol' mommy!
Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie