Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'. It's Sunday and time for another edition of "Meet the Senator Sunday"...except there's just a little problem...see I am takin' a vacation and just don't have nothin' to say today...I tell you...with all that hard Senatatin' I have to do every day of the week, I think I'm due a vacation from the stress and turmoil I face.
So, to unwind and relax, I'm goin' to Tahitti with some chicks. I'm gonna live it up and have a freaky time with the ladies. I just hope that annoyin' Anderson Cooper don't decide to 'vestigate me and do a big expose about me and git me in trouble 'cause I fully intend to go wild and let it all hang out this week. Dang ol' Anderson Cooper...we are all still very mads at him...last Sunday was the last time I will ever grant him an innerview. I bet my refusal to talk with him will put a big damper in his career. That's what he gits for breakin' my Elsie Fallulah's heart.
So...I'm off to Tahitti with some babes. I hope you all have a good week and will return next Sunday for the next stimulatin' edition of "Meet the Senator Sunday".
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
