To all the peoples on the innernets, this is all of us speakin'. We has been gittin' lotsa questions 'bout how we all got our very innerestin' and intriguin' names. See, we ain't just ordinary cats...mommy says we is all very special and was sent to take care of her. We don't have names like "Fluffy" or "Spot"...we is much more sopissticated than that...not that them is bad names...it's just that we are very worldy peoples. Everybody knows that worldly peoples has gots intriguin' names like Obama, Batman and Jolie...(even though mommy cannot stand Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt...you would think Angelina was the first womans to ever have twins the way everybody is carryin' on...they both make mommy want to vomit...that's our secret though...please don't tell nobody).
So, to answer everybody's questions 'bout our names, each day for the next 12 days we will tell the story of how every one of us gots our very special names...git ready for some very intriguin' stories, y'all. It's gonna be good.
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang