To all the peoples on the innernets, this is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'. Today I want to let you all know that I gots somethin' mommy calls "Freaky Furs". See, I am very odd in many ways...I see stuff that nobody else sees, I poop in very strange places and sometimes I bark like a seal instead of meowin' like the glorious cat that I am.
I'm also kinda odd 'cause my furs are kinda magical...see, sometimes my furs look like they are a dark smokey gray color. But, if you rub my furs in the opposite direction, they looks like they are silvery white. It's just magical how that happens.
Yep, I gots me some freaky furs. Mommy says it's just another reason that she and all the ladies love me. I am The Hotness!
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
