Hello to all the peoples on the innernets. This is Freddy Astaire Graves III speakin'. I want to tell all you peoples a very important thing...over the weekend, I officially discovered that Mazie Grace is a girl...a real womans with the Hotness! Dang...see, I'm just a little squirt. I ain't even a year old yet. Up until now, Mazie Grace was just a real cool cat that I like to play with...ya know...chase toys and bat balls 'round the room with.
But...after this weekend...well...it just ain't never gonna be the same. Me an Mazie Grace started kissin'...ya know...swappin' spit. Dang...she's a real good spit swapper! She might be blind as a bat but she's got some real womanly ways...if you know what I'mma talkin' 'bout. It kinda skeers me a little bit...does this mean I'mma grown up?
Yep...Mazie Grace is one fine womans.
Very truly yours,
Freddy Astaire Graves III