It Was A Very Bad Night

Hi. This is Freddy Astaire Graves III speakin'.  Last night was a very bad night.  It started when mommy came home.  It was dark.  She couldn't see nothin' when she walked in.  All of us was excited 'bout it bein' Vowintimes Day and was waitin' for her at the door.  She didn't see us and BANGED us upside the head with the door when she walked in.  I'm pritty sure the Senator has a concussion or some sorta brain injury 'cause of it.  But who can really tell...'cause he ain't quite right to begin with.

Then, mommy walked into the kitchen and stepped in some tinkles the Senator had made for her...he ain't right and we just try to ignore him sometimes.  When mommy stepped in the tinkles she slid halfway 'cross the floor ended up steppin' on Fergie's foots. 

Then she went to give Felix his shot for his pooper.  She had gone to VRCC to git new medicine for Felix and they had gived her the WORLDS BIGGEST NEEDLES!!!  When mommy went to give him the shot, Felix screamed like he was dyin'.  It must've hurt him real bad.

And THEN, she finally went to bed.  Just as she was startin' to snooze and I was cuddled up next to her, she rolled over and knocked ME in the head with her pointy elbow!  I ain't a hunner percent sure but I think she knocked somethin' loose 'cause I can hear some rattlin' in my head now.

Yep, it was a real bad night at the Whiskers & Purrs House. 

Very truly yours,
Freddy Astaire Graves III