To all our friends on the innernets,
This is Felix the Magical Cat speakin'. On behaffs of all my brothers and sisters here at the Whiskers & Purrs Gang, I wanna wish all our friends on the innernets the bestest Vowintimes Day ever! Now we ain't real sure what this Vowintimes thing is all 'bout but...we thinks it has somethin' to do with kissin', headbutts and nip so...we hope there's lotsa all that in your day today! Oh, and we hope you gits lotsa tuna and tuna juice, too!
Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat
Elsie Fallulah Graves
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor
Mrs. Lilly White
Mademoiselle Coco Chanel
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie
Miss Elizabeth Taylor
Mazie Grace
Buzzy Randolph Graves III
Jimmy Durante Graves III
Freddy Astaire Graves III
Lucy the Angel Cat Extraordinare
Ricky the Angel Cat Supreme
