To all the peoples on the innernets,
We are so excited! We was tagged by our very good friends, Sammy & Miles, to tell y'all about our names. This is called a MEME. Here's the rules...
- Post a link to the kitty who tagged you...in our case, it was Sammy & Miles...and post the rules on your blog.
- List your real name, how you got your real name, nicknames you like/tolerate and nicknames you wish your humans would stop calling you.
- Tag several kitties and write a comment on their blog to let them know they have been tagged.
It's that easy! So, here it goes:
Hi. This is Buzzy speakin'. My real name is Mr. Buzzy Randolph Graves III. I ain't got no nicknames other than Buzz-o-licious, Fuzzy Buzzy and Buzzy Bear and I would rather have Aunt Doktor Dugan stick a thermomotator into my you-know-what than be called any of them names.
Hi. My real name is Mademoiselle Coco Chanel. I am beautiful and oh, so very shy! An acceptable nickname that I have is "Coco the PussyCat". One that is absolutely, positively NOT acceptable is "Loco Coco". That is insultin' to a woman of high-caliber such as my fine pussycat self. Another one that I will not even acknowledge is "Cuckoo Coco". I will tinkle on the pillow of anyone that dares to call me such an insultin' name!
Hi to all you peoples on the innernet! It's 'bout time I gots to write somethin' on this here blog. My real name is Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves. My friends and mommy call me "Fallulah". I ain't got no nicknames - good nor bad. I'm just Elsie Fallulah. When I was borned, I only had me one nose hole and a big ol' honkin' tooth stickin' outta my mouth like a unicorn's horn. Mommy gots my nose and my teeth fixed...I didn't need to git my bosoms fixed though...they is just fine...all 37 of 'em! Hubba Hubba!
My name is Miss Elizabeth Taylor. The nicknames I think are just fine are "Hotness", "Sweet Thang", "Sexpot", "Hubba Hubbaness"...you git my drift! Sometimes I will answer to "Elizabiff Taylor"...not everyday...just on the days I feel like it. But I'm tellin' you...do NOT call me just "Elizabeth"...my name is "Elizabeth Taylor"...you can't use one name without the other.
Hi. My name is Felix the Magical Cat. That is my real name. When mommy first meeted me, she was callin' me "Lord Leonard of the Land of Fancy Feast"...can you imagine??? I finally gots her to unnerstand that my name is Felix and to not EVER NEVER call me that Lord Leonard mess again! My favoritist nickname is "Studly One". And, all them little girls in the house call me "Mr. Big"...hubba hubba! But, only the little girls can call me that...definitely NOT mommy! Ewwww...
Hi. My name is Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor. I'mma beautiful redheaded girl. Acceptable nicknames are Mrs. Fergie Fergison and Fergolicious. It is not acceptable to EVER NEVER EVER to call me Ferg. Felix and only Felix can call me "Miss Hot Thang"...Hubba Hubba!
Y'all all know me! I'm Mr. Freddy Astaire Graves III! I started out with Aunt Doktor Dugan and all them nice people that work with her callin' me "Sprout"...then mommy started callin' me Richie. Well, none of them was right! I'm Freddy!!! An acceptable nickname is "Ready Freddy"...a not so acceptable nickname is "Mr. Stinky Stinkerson"...I can't help it if I have gots to pass gas! Do NOT make fun of me 'cause of my signature scent!!!
Hello. My name is Mr. Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie. All my friends call me either Georgie or Georgie P. My nickname is "little shy boy". I don't like it. No, I don't like it at all. I am shy but I ain't little and I ain't a boy...I'm a man, dang it! Oh, and by the way, when I kiss the girls, I don't make 'em cry! I likes me some women and they like me, too! Hubba Hubba!
This here is your Senator speakin'...Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III. Nicknames I like are Mr. Senator, Senator, The Royal Elected One and Your Majesty. Names I don't like is Hank, Hey You and Doofus...although, I will answer to ANYTHING you might want to call me.
Hi. My name is Jimmy Durante Graves III. I gots my name 'cause I gots me a big nose. Mommy says my name fits me PERFIKTLY. My favorite nicknames is Jimmy-Jimmy, Jiminy Cricket and Jimmy Changas. I absolutely HATE to be called "Mr. Tooty Tooterson"...I can't help if I gots to pass some gas every once in a while...Stop embarassin' me, mommy!
Hello to everyone on the innernets. My name is Mrs. Lilly White. I do not gots me a nickname. There are no other acceptable names for me accept "Mrs. Lilly White". Sometimes mommy calls me "Silly Lilly". That is absolutely postividly not okay. How dare anyone call me silly! I am a proper lady. Plus, you must ALWAYS call me by my full name...which is, of course, Mrs. Lilly White.
My name is Miss Mazie Grace. I started life out as "Nellie". See, I was/am blind and I keeped runnin' into walls and stuff. My foster mom and dad had to keep sayin' "Whoa, Nellie" everytime I'd fall off of or walk into somethin'. But, then I had my eyeball operation and now I can sorta kinda almost see. So, my mommy named me Mazie Grace...cause I once was blind but now I can see...git it??? Amazing Grace???!!! Please do not every ever NEVER call me Crazy Mazie. I will scratch your eyes out if you do.
We is now taggin' the followin' wonnerful pusscats: