Hi. This is Mazie Grace speakin'. Last night it was my turn to supervise mommy workin' on the innernets and gittin' her stuff ready to sew. I can't help it that she's borin'...she's slow at everything she does. Before I knowed it, I was very very sleepy...I was snoozin'...snoozin' on the job. Dang...I sure hope none of my brothers and sisters find out. It's real important that we make sure mommy does stuff right...ya know, the way we want stuff done. All them other cats will fuss at me if they know I changed my name to Miss Sleepy Sleeperson on the job. Let's just keep this our little secret, 'kay?
Very truly yours,