Hi. This is Freddy speakin'. I just wanted to let everybody on the innernets know that I was real real skeerd today. See, mommy didn't know it but I heard her talkin' to Aunt Doktor Dugan on the phone today. I heard her say, "okay, I'll bring Freddy by at 12:15"...now let me tell you peoples, my heart breaked. She was gonna take me back. I just couldn't believe it. I was gonna have to go back into the kitty condo and poop in front of the window again. I was so very sad. See, I've had the poops and been makin' vomit a lot in the past few days...I guess it made mommy mad or somethin'. All I knowed was that she picked me up and put me in the carrier...you know, the one she brought me home in...and put me in the car.
I gots to admit that it was fun to see Aunt Doktor Dugan and all them nice peoples that work for her again! They is some real good people there! While I was there, I forgetted all 'bout the fact that mommy was abandonin' me. See...here's a picture of me just chillin' out in one of the exam rooms. Aunt Doktor Dugan has these real cool cubby holes where little squirts like me can hide when we is skeerd. She leeved a cool toy for me to play with...mommy said it was somethin' called an ink pen...all I knowed was that it was Lots. Of. Fun!!! When Aunt Doktor Dugan came back into the room, she squeezed around on my tummy and taked my temperature...she must really love me a lot...the way she was a squeezin' on me and scratchin' my ears and belly...dang...she was treatin' me good!
I was enjoyin' all that scratchin' and squeezin so much...and then the next thing I knowed, Aunt Doktor Dugan leaved the room! I don't know where she went! I figured she was goin' to git the kitty condo for me. But...she came back in the room and had some bottles of stuff and started tellin' mommy some instructions...
The next thing I knowed, mommy was puttin' me back in the carrier and we was on our way back home!!! SHE WASN'T ABANDONIN' ME!!! Now I'm back at home and mommy has instructions on the medicines she is supposed to give me to make my pooper work right. I AM SO HAPPY!!! I don't have to move back into the kitty condo and poop in public anymore! I can stay here with all my friends and poop in private!
Very truly yours,
Mr. Freddy Astaire Graves III