To all the peoples in the whole world, this is Fergie a speakin'. Me and all my brothers and sisters have decided to go on strike. That's why we ain't a been postin' to this here blog. Mommy don't know that we know but...we finded out that she is going to be leavin' us for 8 whole days and nights. She sucks.
So...we have decided for 8 whole days and nights that we ain't a gonna talk with her, rub up aginst her, watch her outta the window when she leaves us in the mornin's, purr for her...I think you git my drift. She's gonna see what it's like to be abandoned.
While she is gone, every one of us is gonna pretend that we is deadly sick...really close to dyin'. That'll show her, won't it? I'm so upset about this, I need to go take a nap...I only got 23.25 hours of sleepin' in today...a full-figured woman like me needs her beauty rest...mommy's cuttin' in to my nap time. Mommy sucks!