Hi. Yesterday was fun. The mail lady bringed us a package from some place called England. Mommy was real xcited when she gots home. We don't know where England is but stuff from there sure smells funny. We had to 'vestigate it real good to make sure we approved of the stuff in the box. It was just a bunch of strings that mommy buyed...she is so weird.
So, after all of the hard inspectin' work, we finally approved everything. Mommy can keep it. Of course, we fully intend to git our hands on every one of them balls of strings and shred 'em to pieces. It was nice of mommy to order us them fancy strings all the way from England.
Okay, that's it for now. Gotta go lick some stuff.